To check your actions before you go off and do something stupid, and Shrek the almighty ogre lord decides to kill you.
Man: I hear investing in bitcoin is the way to go nowadays
Man's friend: Check yourself, before you Shrek yourself
Man's friend: Check yourself, before you Shrek yourself
by Imnotameme January 18, 2018
Get the Check yourself, before you Shrek yourselfmug. Take a chill pill and look at your actions. Examine what you're next action because right now, you're heading in a bad direction.
by macabre pizza coffin April 19, 2017
Get the Check yourself before you shrek yourselfmug. by Typed October 1, 2019
Get the Shrekmug. When a Gabe plays red rocket with several donkeys, and stores the semen for breakfast protein shakes
Gabriel usually goes ham when he is on a shrekking spree, sometimes making enough to share with his bros
by MoneyDaPants July 2, 2018
Get the Shrekkingmug. Shrek is love Shrek is life Shrek is hope Shrek is mercy. Shrek is always with you. He is here he is now he is the past, present,and future.Hes with you through the tough times in life.Shrek will never leave you.Shrek blesses you,he changes you for the better.Shrek makes you happy,and makes you have meaning.He gives you a purpose,he inspires you.Shrek loves you and always will.Shrek helps you.Shrek is the best,Shrek....is everything
Shrek is love Shrek is life Shrek is hope Shrek is mercy. Shrek is always with you. He is here he is now he is the past, present,and future.Hes with you through the tough times in life.Shrek will never leave you.Shrek blesses you,he changes you for the better.Shrek makes you happy,and makes you have meaning.He gives you a purpose,he inspires you.Shrek loves you and always will.Shrek helps you.Shrek is the best,Shrek....is everything
by shrekfan July 15, 2022
Get the shrekmug. 
Girl 1: “ OMG look over there! It’s Shrek, he’s so hot. “
Girl 2: “ Yeah too hot for you no girl ever has a chance with him except for Princess Fiona. “
Girl 2: “ Yeah too hot for you no girl ever has a chance with him except for Princess Fiona. “
by bigwavesbigwavesss May 26, 2023
Get the Shrekmug.