A beyond morbidly obese person who needs to be extracted from their home while removing an outside wall and using a forklift while sitting on a pallet.
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An asshole personality is when you make people cry for no reason
An asshole personality is when you ruin something good for someone just because you're jealous
An asshole personality is when you give 0 fucks about anyone else, their feelings, or anyone emotions
An asshole personality is when you are just like a normal asshole but 100 times worse
An asshole personality is when you ruin something good for someone just because you're jealous
An asshole personality is when you give 0 fucks about anyone else, their feelings, or anyone emotions
An asshole personality is when you are just like a normal asshole but 100 times worse
"You ruined my relationship!" "Why, why did you do that?!?!?"
"Idk because I was bored"
You have such an asshole personality!"
"Idk because I was bored"
You have such an asshole personality!"
by You dont need to know, Okay? October 15, 2020
Get the Asshole personality mug.a destination for the genetic effluent discharged by the male. be it another human, a container, a cloth, OR the atmosphere!!; a designated 'container' for containment/encapsulation/envelopment/collection/OR absorption and/or 'processing' of the sperm.
that jenkins babe is firecracker HOT!! -YEAH!! too bad shes' dave's personal spittoon!!
i need to 'spit'!! where is my personal spittoon??
chamber pots are no longer used, not true for the personal spittoon!!
i need to 'spit'!! where is my personal spittoon??
chamber pots are no longer used, not true for the personal spittoon!!
by michael foolsley September 28, 2013
Get the personal spittoon mug.A person who understands your heart and life's ways inside and out. Someone (male or female. Friend or family) who completes you and whom you are absolutely closest with. Can be more than one person. These are the people you would kill for. If you have a heart person in your life, you are truly blessed and the happiest person alive. These individuals fulfill your heart and life. Life won't be the same without them. They become your hearts chosen family.
'My best friend Sarah is my Heart person as we grew up together and know each other inside and out. Can't imagine my life without her.'
'My boyfriend is my hearts person as he understands my inside jokes and my dynamics as to why I am the way I am with my dynamics ad to why I do things the way I do.'
'My boyfriend is my hearts person as he understands my inside jokes and my dynamics as to why I am the way I am with my dynamics ad to why I do things the way I do.'
by HeartsPerson November 28, 2020
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Person 1: “Have you heard of person 17?”
Person 2: “No, who are they?”
Person 1: “No one, they don’t exist. Person 4 and person 5 say person 16 was friends with them years ago, but they were quite vague about it and person 16 denies it.”
Person 1: …
Person 2: …
Person 2: “No, who are they?”
Person 1: “No one, they don’t exist. Person 4 and person 5 say person 16 was friends with them years ago, but they were quite vague about it and person 16 denies it.”
Person 1: …
Person 2: …
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