maddie mehollin is, quite frankly, one of the scariest bitches on the block. she is the founder of the infamous private story “heruinedmydreamjournal”, which on a daily basis scars everyone who views it. she loves to post greg heffley memes, massive schlongs, and various different depictions if peppa pig. one of her favorite hobbies is scrolling through tik tok for 8 hours straight on a daily basis, calling out fuckboys and trump supporters, and trademarking emojis such as “😐”, “😀”, “🖕🏻😐🖕🏻“, “🍖😐🍖”, and “👁👄👁”. there isn’t exactly a single word to describe maddie, for she is truly one of the weirdest craziest bitches out there. she is the youngest in her grade, which only fuels her anger and edginess. warning: if you get a redneck, confederate flag owning boyfriend, he will be incinerated by her glance. also, if you possess extra cheddar goldfish or concord grapes... hide. overall, she’s a wacky bitch but she’s also pretty dope. go follow @heruinedmydreamjournal on tik tok (at your own risk)
“Have you heard of Maddie Mehollin? I saw Peppa Pigs dick on her private story yesterday. Fun timez!!”
“I asked Maddie Mehollin to go fishing with me and she self destructed on sight”
“I heard that Maddie Mehollin has the hots for Dr. Doofenschmurtz”
“I asked Maddie Mehollin to go fishing with me and she self destructed on sight”
“I heard that Maddie Mehollin has the hots for Dr. Doofenschmurtz”
by pagism May 16, 2020
This effect takes place once Maddi begins the talking phase with one of the boys. The symptoms of this effect can only be described as: causing one of the boys to lose interest in hanging out or conversing with said boys, an utter neglect for friends, leaving the boys on a consistent basis, mental rape, leaving the victim with a long lasting impression on impressing her.
by georgee foludyd July 17, 2020
Maddie Mae is the most wonderful girl you will ever meet. she is sooooo pretty has blonde or red hair and will never talk bad about anyone she is a dream girlfriend and best friend if you know a maddie mae never let her go
by lily burgesse January 09, 2018
The fatest whale to ever walk the earth , she is so weird and insists on smoking and being a complete slut, she must be destroyed.
by Krobbzilla June 11, 2019
Maddy is such a cool and fun friend. sweet home alabama maybeeee??? she always gets grounded by her parents for no reason now I cant see her after school till february bc of her parents dumb rules smh *rolls eyes in dissapointment*. Maddy the baddie is cool and funny. anyways shes a single pringle and shes into asians, text her bestie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me (such a cool kid): hey maddy the baddie wanna go to circle K and waste our money on shit we dont need?
maddye the baddie: cant i got grounded bc i didnt pick up a sock under my bed , but i can hangout again when its fucking february lol bye bestie another day another slay queen periodt. *walks away like such a baddie model on the cat walk aesthetic* #maddythebaddie4life
maddye the baddie: cant i got grounded bc i didnt pick up a sock under my bed , but i can hangout again when its fucking february lol bye bestie another day another slay queen periodt. *walks away like such a baddie model on the cat walk aesthetic* #maddythebaddie4life
by Maddy The Baddie December 07, 2021
by anonym0us129 November 30, 2020
she is the dumbest bitch u will ever meet. she is sweet and talkative when u first get to know her but when u get close with maddi durrance.. it goes down hill from there, in a good way. she is gorgeous and nobody can ever take their eyes off of her.
by it’s a secret ;)) November 10, 2020