The Big log

A man whacks a log until they nut
Tommy was tied of doing it with his hands so he did the big log.

Tommy dose this because he gets no bitches
by The_big man March 15, 2022
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burnt log

A penis which is extremely raw due to excessive masturbation.
The student tried to focus on his sex-ed class work, but winced at the slightest brush of clothes against his burnt log.
by jweid94 February 11, 2014
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Splitting Logs

Talking a shit whilst wearing a thong effectively cutting the shit down the middle.
Betty was so drunk last night I found her hunched over the toilet splitting logs
by b391130301193 August 14, 2019
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Kermit the log

Kermit the Log is the most depressed frog in a log in a shoot you will ever meet. He is often terrorized by demonic unicorns and retarded frogs. He has a pet named Kermit the Dog, who will bite anything he sees that moves.
Man, are you sad? Just laugh at Kermit the Log. It'll make you feel a lot better about yourself.
by Kermit the Log April 02, 2018
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Log Pond

When a group of gay dudes (usually cav scouts) all take a shit in one toilet without flushing and leave it. All the semen and turds float on top making it look like a log pond at a mill.

-BlackKnight-
Aw damn, I have to clean the latrines?? They left a fucking log pond in there Sergeant!
by BlackKnight0814 January 09, 2022
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re-log

To log out and log back into a service you are already signed into. This is done by many online communities, generally to reset or refresh the connection in some way, but possibly to switch users. The term is used for various services which require a login, such as secured web pages, gaming services, instant messaging, and back-end server administration via SSH.
Whenever I get annoyed at a n00b, I re-log as my smurf account to pwn them without causing problems for my main character.
by eode December 02, 2014
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Andy’s log

Andy’s log is a large cylindrical shaped hunk of feces which is used to clog the throats of his fans
God my throat got so clogged by Andy’s log
by Andy6 logs March 28, 2019
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