council knees

the overstretched knee area of a pair of tight trousers or leggings, usually caused by being grossly over worn

look at the council knees on that tramp

by jon ronson July 29, 2006

Knee lunch

This is when you get on your knees and eat somebody’s crotch out.

What’re you having? Knee lunch hopefully

by _Schrödinger_ July 30, 2021

knee bangs

The patch of hair on the knee often missed when shaving legs.

These shorts are sweet but they really accentuate my knee bangs.

by Slaughteramamama June 30, 2018

knee hockey

A game played by children, as well as teens, where all players hold a small hockey stick that is the appropriate length to use when on one's knees. It is ideally played full contact, but leaving one's knees is a violation of the rules. It is an Americanized version of the Canadian game {{mini-sticks}}, and is commonly played in basements across the Midwest, New England, the Mid-Atlantic and throughout the United States.

At out of town youth hockey tournaments, players often bring small nets and sticks so they can play knee hockey in the hotel hallways.

by JewyJewsteinInMD May 3, 2021

Knee-clapper

When a prism claps their knees when they walk.

James Horton is a knee-clapper when walking the halls of Cranston West

by MclovinDATa$$ May 30, 2018

Knee grow

Its a condition in which a knee grows.

Guy: hey Kyle what do you hate the most
Kyle: definitely (knee grow)s, hate having one

by Moeb03 December 16, 2022

virgin knees

when your friends are discussing risqué topics and it's so risqué you need to cover your virgin knees. Covering your virgin eyes and ears isn't enough. Protect your knees.

friend: "yeah she sent me nudes. Here, look at them!"
me: "Ah, what!? My virgin knees!"

by thestubz October 12, 2019