Jeff Hardy

1. To botch, to mess up a high risk move.
2. To wear paint and dress in a homosexual fashion.

I hope I don't Jeff Hardy this jump.

by Anonymous October 6, 2003

name jeff

A shorter way of saying my name is jeff.

haha my name jeff

by DingDongJimmyJons May 6, 2018

Take a Jeff

When you need to use the bathroom to take a really nasty shit

Omfg! I really need to take a Jeff right now.

by Fattyswiss January 27, 2015

Pulled A Jeff

To leave a party/club/pub early without for no reason without notifying your friends. Often this occurs when you have consumed more alcohol than you can handle

I pulled a jeff last night. I left the club at 11 o'clock

by Shaun Jeffree April 10, 2007

jeff-chef

To cook something on a bbq. From an evening involving very tasty bbq cooked sausage rolls

dude, this jeff-chef'd pie is great!

by jeef3 February 7, 2008

Jeff Schultz

The new NHL stay-at-home-and-play-NHL-09 defensemen. Also known as the look out defensemen because when he gets burned he yells to the goalie " look out!" Shys away from any physical contact, despite being 6'6 and weighting 221 pounds. Makes players around him better(on the other team).

go to youtube > type Jeff Shultz > watch Dubinsky breaks Jeff Schultz's Ankles nuff said

by Helmut S July 10, 2009

Jeff Magnum

The songwriter and singer of the indie band Neutral Milk Hotel. He is renowned for his very poetic and original lyrics. He is however, a pedophile and a necrophiliac, as about half of his songs express his desire to have sexual relations with Anne Frank.

Jeff Magnum: I like little girls.

by Magikarp. October 15, 2009