green card

In states where it's legal, green cards enable you to get medical marijuana.
"Hey, man, just got my green card, let's get some pot!"
by XeroCint October 31, 2009
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Green Gobbler

Desperate lady that will take the Green Goblins Dick Deep
by titfuck69 April 21, 2009
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green elixir

1- From the play "Wicked"

Elphaba (the future Wicked Witch of the West) is the illegitimate daughter of her mother and her mother's lover (the future Wizard of Oz). Her skin is green because of a "green elixer" from the lover that her mother drank.

2- A green drink, usually a mixture of green lollipops and Sprite. Often, the one drinking the mixture is accused of being pregnant, much like the Witch's mother in "Wicked."

3- Something ironically scandalous.
- Have another drink, my dark-eyed beauty
I've got one more night left, here in town
So have another drink of green elixir
And we'll have ourselves a little mixer
Have another swallow, little lady,
And follow me down...

- Did you hear about the Wizard? He apparently is the father of the Wicked Witch of the West! That is so green elixir!

- Green elixir again?!?!
Are you pregnant?
by Lanzerr September 19, 2009
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Molly Green

A hot, innocent girl with perky +2s and a Brazilian wax.
First guy, "Yo, did she put out last night?"

Second guy, "Nah man, she's such a Molly Green. I don't care though, she's fukin' hot! Can't wait to tap THAT!"

First guy, "Hear hear!"
by Someonesomeoneelse December 23, 2008
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grass is green

another way to say well duh
meaning that the answer was very blatent .
Other phrases like this include no shit sherlock
bob:water is a liquid!
jim: and grass is green dumbass
by =virus.exe= November 30, 2004
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Green horn

A person who is new at something./Amateur
by Maximus P. February 01, 2010
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Green Mario

Does Green Mario have his own games? I'd love to play a Green Mario spinoff game!
by Green Mario October 17, 2017
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