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Chinese food

Sold in America, made with ingredients from America, and according to mom there's still starving children in china.
Feeling a little guilty about Chinese food, lets get pasta.
by bushlight December 17, 2017
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chinese pony

Multi-partner sex where a man has sex doggie-style switching between multiple partners in a row, Chinese-fire drill style. Also works with female on-top, riding cowgirl to a succession of male "ponies".
That party got crazy last night, the girls were doing Chinese Pony with Joe.
by Owlet-C July 31, 2016
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Chinese Rodeo

When a man is doin a girl in the pooper and just before he cums he spits on his partners back then when she turns around bust all over her face.
I was Fuckin my girlfriend today and i tried the chinese rodeo
by bumdriller August 22, 2009
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Chinese Slant

A chronic condition, unbeknownst to many, whereby many women of Asian descent - particularly Chinese descent - have a 90° vaginal lip slant.
That is, the vaginal axis runs not from navel to taint, but rather from left to right.
L. has a really bad Chinese Slant. Her puss looks like a second moustached-mouth below the belt; but hey hole's a hole.
by anoninNYC December 9, 2008
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Chinese Pizza

Chinese Pizza comprises pizza dough + Chinese food + cheese and then baked as a traditional pizza.
Chinese Pizza generally does not have the Italian-style tomato sauce but instead has a brown Chinese sauce or a tangy/spicy Chinese sauce.
Some restaurants rely primarily on a hoison bbq sauce.
Man, I'm dying for some General Tso's Pizza or some Kung Pao Pizza; it is delicious.
Mongolian Beef with onions also makes an excellent Chinese Pizza.
by 2Legit2quit August 30, 2013
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chinese cartel

1~n a person who likes to jump from guy to guy in order to make herself more important.

2~n a person who likes to be in total control even tho they have no clue what they are doing.
1. Wow, did you get suckered in by a chinese cartel?

2. the person in charge is such a chinese cartel we should mutiny.
by an xi January 22, 2010
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Chinese Baby

When playing ping pong, if the ball barely nicks the edge of the table it is called a chinese baby because it strongly resembles the sound of a chinese infant.
Player 1: Gee Willakirs! What a shot!

Player 2: That shot was a Chinese Baby because it barely nicked the edge of the table making it impossible to return.

Player 1: Haha because it sounded like a Chinese baby! jk lol. No but really..
by Napolian Dynamite October 13, 2008
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