Man: "so last night i met this chick i was so drunk and took her home. When i got home I had to take a poop so i made her suck my dick while i was pooping. Little did i know the beer wore off and she was really a goblin"
Other man: "DUDE YOU GOT A GOBLIN BLUMPKIN"
Other man: "DUDE YOU GOT A GOBLIN BLUMPKIN"
by xEmjayx October 19, 2008

The whole reason I like to got to movies when they first come out is to be surprised by the munchkin blumpkin (if there is one) before anyone blabs about it online.
by Emerson Crossjostle March 12, 2013

The act of receiving oral sex while simultaneously defecating. After defecating, the individual performing the oral sex then engages the defecator in anal-oral sex, effectively removing any residual feces.
by Suckthisbitch March 15, 2010

by Matt Holley November 4, 2003

by Turkmeister June 7, 2005

My girlfriend and I had a nice dinner with corn as one of the sides, lets just say she enjoyed it better the second time during the corny blumpkin.
by the town bicycle July 18, 2009

To smoke a cigarette, blunt (preferably blunt), joint, pipe, or bong while receiving dome while your dropping a D.
An extra ten points are awarded to the blumpkee if they bust in the woman's eye or on her brown ring.
An extra ten points are awarded to the blumpkee if they bust in the woman's eye or on her brown ring.
The Real BDP -"Yo, I was so faded when I was coping a burning blumpkin the other night from that shawty with the mangled titties."
Someone in the T station -"That shit is gross"
The Real BDP- "Nah, it's legit. I got an extra dime cause I busted on her brown ring."
Someone in the T station -"That shit is gross"
The Real BDP- "Nah, it's legit. I got an extra dime cause I busted on her brown ring."
by The Real BDP February 26, 2008
