Beer Funeral

Drinking so much beer that you fucking die. But like, super hard dying.

Danielle broke up with her boyfriend and had a bad day at work. Sounds like she's going to have a beer funeral when she gets home.

by jesus peatz March 23, 2010

Beer Mattress

The act of drinking alcohol specifically to be able to sleep in an uncomfortable place. Typically used outdoors, when sleeping in the front seat of a car, or when sleeping on the floor of your friends dorm.

Kieth: Hey Bud, wanna come camping at the rock quary this weekend?

Me: Sure, do I need to bring anything special?

Kieth: Bring an air mattress, the ground is rocky.

Me: I'll be fine, I plan on bringing my Beer Mattress!

by dee-rock May 16, 2010

beer back

When ordering a shot the bar provides an optional cheap beer to wash it down.

He got a tequila shot with a beer back for $4.00.

by Blizzard Milan June 16, 2018

beer orphan

a beer someone doesn't like but takes to a party mixed in with other beers in effort to pass it off. Usually a weird flavor included with a Sam Adams seasonal pack, like cherry or chocolate bock. The beer continues to be passed on from party to party in this way, continuing its foresaken journey forever.

get me a decent brew out of the cooler, not one of those beer orphans Phil brought.

by Bumpyjonas March 7, 2017

beer church

A bar that opens early on sundays. The word "beer" is sometimes omitted as an understood modifier.

"Bye! See you in beer church!"

by Norm!! October 22, 2006

beer point

scoring method for concession made during an argument with buddies, after consuming one or more beers.

I knew Chris was wrong about the origins of the universe, but I gave him a beer point and ordered another round.

by rfoNYC August 17, 2008

beer faced

when there is a picture being taken you stick your beer in front of the face of the person being photographed.

I totally beer faced you in half those pictures last night!

by Band Dork Laura October 10, 2008