Kayla Baker

Two words commonly associated with a woman who takes everyone’s male significant other.
Watch your man around Kayla Baker”
by mskivy.2 June 04, 2023
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Baker L Saturday

Noun:1)The only human being in the world that you must never fuck with.
2)The baddest bitch to ever do it.
You can try them all, but don't get on Baker L Saturday's bad side.
by Katherine Altengorimo November 23, 2021
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The Baker

The Baker is somebody who plans the meals, buys the ingredients, preheats the oven then serves the meal but who never gets to eat the muffin.
Last night The Baker went to bed alone after being rejected by his wife for sex even after he prepped everything, and I do mean everything.
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Chris Baker

Our first night was perfect. We watched my favorite movie. We talked in your car forever. You took me to my favorite place. You kissed me there. You took me to the beach at night. And then we went back to my place and you left at 6am. Everything was perfect that night. I wish it stayed that way but it didnt. You put on a show for me that night then I put on one for you. I tested you to see how you would treat me if I had nothing and you left a hole in my heart where I tattooed the memories I had of you.
by Josd1999 November 22, 2019
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Chris Baker

Chris baker is an amazing man. He’s charming, Sweet, Tough, Funny, and will always stick up for the people he cares about. He’s been through A lot but never shows anyone that side of him. He puts everyone in front of himself and that’s cost him a lot but he’s came a long way and is strong as ever because of it. He has beautiful brown eyes, and gorgeous brown hair. He’s tall. He’s everything you could ever dream of. He’s goofy but calm. He can be rowdy but it’s always in a good way. He loves his family much more than he loves himself, but it’s because he can’t see what everyone else sees in him. He often feels as if he lost himself, but he can always make it back.
is that chris baker??

yeah, what a hell of a guy. :)
by Kworp754 November 24, 2021
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Baker's Delight

Engaging in oral with a woman who has a yeast infection.
I was bout to go down on her last night when I started to smell something funny, then she shouted out "I hope you enjoy my BAKER'S DELIGHT!"
by fleetwuud January 06, 2016
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Eve Baker

The best person to ever exist and Eve Baker is also really attractive.
chad: wow look at her!
alex: thats eve baker!
by totallynotkylie November 26, 2020
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