April 28

National ask out/kiss your crush day!
On April 28 you have to kiss or ask out your crush out!

Monica: Emily!
Emily: What?
Monica: Do you know what day it is?
Emily: April 28?
Monica: Yes! It's national ask out or kiss your crush day!
Emily: So i need to kiss or ask out my crush?
Monica: Yes! I see your crush there go do it!
Emily: fine.
Emily: Hey, do you wanna go on a date?
Crush: Yea, sure but why did you ask today?
Emily: because it's April 28!

by Lisax February 16, 2023

October 28

National Mistress Titty pic day. send this to your mistress and she must send a titty pic.

Bro, its October 28, I'm gonna get a titty pic from my mistress.

by BoyRolter October 27, 2020

April 28

Get your ass out for Snapchat day

Friend:yo yk what day it is

Girl: no?
Friend: it’s April 28 get your ass out and show snap

by Theodora’s April 28, 2024

May 28

Petty and Disrespectful day
•Be the most pettiest person and disrespectful person that you always wanted to be.•

Girl 1: hey? What day is it?
Girl 2: it’s May 28 ya dummy
Girl 1: gotcha

by CationSp May 28, 2021

November 28

Send this to someone and they have to send an ass pic

November 28 send an ass pic to anyone who send you this

by anonymous November 27, 2022

October 28

Slap your annoying friend day!

Hey, its October 28; let's go slap that POS.

by Gimme yo money October 27, 2021

28 ounces

The state of Massechusets.

The average shit has a mass of 14 ounces. 28 ounces is the mass of two shits.

Man 1: Hey, where you from man?
Man 2: 28 ounces.

by ShadDynasty September 24, 2024