piss kitten

whilst peeing, your excited kitten jumps from behind and through your golden stream up upon the loo seat, getting a good soaking. In homage to The Peep show's 'Piss Kidney'.

OMG, the shitten has jump though my piss and is soaked. the bloody piss kitten!!!

by zuface March 1, 2011

sex kitten

an over sexed girl, usualy a slutty little young girl

she is a sex kitten

by JDOGG June 2, 2004

sweeter kitten

A womens breast. Most commonly refered to while she is wearing a sweeter.

Dude look at those sweeter kittens. I'd like to moter boat them.

by Deucey deuce January 18, 2008

retarded kitten porn

refers to the lovely ladies who purr like a kitten when you treat them like they are inferior, particularly in an adult movie aka porno

dude this chick was acting dumb as fuck so I treated her as such...I took her back to my place and she was saying the most reatarded shit so I slapped that shit around and hit it hard as fuck...she purred like a kitten... I hit record and BAM....retarded kitten porn!

by themuthafuckinman April 26, 2013

mischievous kitten

When a woman hides behind a couch or curtain and reveals her lady parts in a way that only they can be seen and her lover slaps the aforementioned lady parts as if they were a mischievous kitten.

Woman: Yoohoo my mischievous kitten is peaking out from behind the couch :)

Man: Quit playing around, cat! *Slaps lady parts*

by jonnie snatch March 21, 2014

cum kitten

a bitch that gets razmflam shot all over her face

betty was sucking johnnys wangular and he shot a load of razmflam right in her eye and on her cheek then on her chest.

by wangularfortitude June 4, 2003

Tawny Kitten

a playful lady with a much younger fella...a feline, not a cougar

Jack’s girlfriend has a 17 year old daughter...cougar? Nope...she’s a Tawny Kitten.

by jennyann September 28, 2010