Half Jay

A mostly straight male who has a kink for chicks with dicks and is also a switch.

Example: Micheal - "Kevin what is that on your computer?" Kevin - "Oh hey Micheal that's just an attractive woman with a pee pee instead of a va jay jay". Micheal - "dude that's so half jay!"

by Not_Gregory October 19, 2019

half a heart

half a heart means your crazy obsessed with me no questions asked.

she/he took a picture with half a heart meaning she/he is obsessed with me.

by quandale dingle berry the 14th May 30, 2022

Half black

Conor McGregor

“I’m half black from the belly button down”

by Tyronemingslover September 25, 2023

Half-Assidly

Doing something in a half-ass manner.

Because rob tied his shoes Half-Assidly he tripped and fell on his face.

by dmoney1225 November 8, 2009

Half Post

When someone updates their status on facebook with cryptic messages so that others will comment. Usually because they're an attention whore.

"OMG, I can't believe that just happened" would be Half Post of "OMG, I can't believe I really don't have anything important to say, so I'm going to pretend something dramatic is happening to me, so people will pay attention to me and I will feel loved."

whereas your supposed to respond "Are you alright?" (As if you really care, and the only reason you are really asking, is because you feel sorry for them.)

As mention on Keith and the Girl.

by Susie Lipshitz March 6, 2011

half squidy

very very moist

you was half squidy

by [e-mail] July 4, 2016

half-chug

When your friends are ready to move on to the next bar, but you just ordered a full beer, don't want to waste it, and want to finish it without looking like an alcoholic.

I'll have to meet you guys at the next place. I just ordered a beer.

Just do a couple half-chugs. We'll wait.

by Klsquared March 2, 2016