Man Plank

A man plank is when a group of friends embark on a wild adventure in Edinburgh. An adventure that usually ends up with them lying on top of one another in a plank like formation. Erections touching rectums.

Gaz loved the man plank. It was the best time of the year.

by CraigEvansEmbo January 9, 2024

ku plunk

When a rock hits water (especially in the deep end of a body of water) only Men would look this up

I threw a rock in a it did a satisfying ku plunk

by Hehehe shbbdh March 1, 2024

Wooden Plank

The opposite of nimble. Normally this term is used in sports.

Teammate 1: That guy lost the ball as soon as we passed it to him wtf
Teammate 2: Yea don't pass to that wooden plank again

by Radiotrophic Gint April 30, 2024

MANGO PHONK

A W Phonk song

Me: *Listens to MANGO PHONK"
Me: Boii this is tuff 🍷🗿

by WOCKTOPOLAND October 14, 2024

Brazillian Phonk

Utterly Hot fucking garbage excuse for "phonk"

Little timmy: IM LISTENING TO BRAZILLIAN PHONK. I'm so sigma

Little jimmy: see? This is why you're adopted

by PalistanBall December 29, 2024

Brazilian phonk

fictional subgenre of phonk popularised by 9 year old wannabe sigma kids on youtube shorts.

Wait? What the hell is a funk carioca???? I thought it was called Brazilian phonk!

by THROWAWAY88888 February 13, 2026

Mango Phonk

An incredibly bad versions of phonk
Anxiety phonk is better

I hate listening to mango phonk

by Sophia Spaulding July 12, 2025