13 and 16

Absolutely f*cking illegal.

I personally find it okay for a 13 and 15, and 14 and 16.. but 13 and 16? You got to be F*CKING kidding me.

Friend: Yo I datin a girl.

Friend 2: How old is she?

Friend: She's 13!

Friend 2: Aren't you 16? THATS A CASE MY GUY

Friend: Sh*t, not my fault shes so hot

So it's illegal for a 13 and 16 year old to date.

by facts81 October 16, 2021

May 13

If you born on this day. You love to do that shit … all the time

Yeah bruh born on may 13 heard them foos love to do that shit.

“what shit?”

Suck dick

by Hearditdidntsayit May 12, 2022

April 13

nation don’t listen to your parents day

Mom: honey!
You: *silence
* next days*

You: hey mom and dad
Them: ohhhhhh it was april 13

by machary April 6, 2022

October 13

Nation Kiss your boyfriend

Hey it’s October 13 go kiss him already

by Nickboi9990 October 12, 2021

13 February

The day when the best people were born. It's a special day because every year on this day someone get's diarrhoea.

- Omg, you've been in the toilet the whole day!!!
- What can I do? It's 13 February.

by Nexxxy November 23, 2021

dec 13

the day to go do somthing great

person: what day is it
friend: dec 13
person: I guess its time to do something great

by SkyeTheFren December 13, 2021

13 stepped

Approached for sex in an AA meeting. Usually by a god squad lecherous, sanctimonious prick.

I was feeling vulnerable in an AA meeting when a sanctimonious, god squad prick 13 stepped me for a cheap fuck.

by Entym January 30, 2018