Skip to main content

crayon dick

Crayon dick means that their dick is as small as a crayon like are friend melo
by Wsmbaeby.m March 3, 2022
mugGet the crayon dick mug.

Boogie dick

When you're having sexual intercourse with a female and the pussy is just too dry so you snot rocket onto your dick to create a lubricant. This could be done before insertion or during it depending on how good your aim is.
"Hey Bill I saw you take that dimepiece home last night. how did it go?"

"She had some whack ass pussy so I had to give her a boogie dick"
by Ridiculous B May 23, 2020
mugGet the Boogie dick mug.

Twistin' Dick

Smoking crystal meth in a glass pipe. The phrase comes from rolling the pipe when smoking meth and from the pipe being referred to as "the glass dick".
Hey Steph, you look spun. You been twistin' dick ?
by hawke4me April 14, 2019
mugGet the Twistin' Dick mug.

Slug Dick

After busting a load. The Dick Operator proceeds to soak the Dick in cum. This creates a Sticky Dick which gets scratchy and forces the Operator to move slowly for fear of getting an itchy dick.
Robert: Dude whynare you so slow?!
Cuck: I busted this morning and now I got slug dick, sorry I’m so slow.
Robert: Oh sorry man, I understand now.
by XxWintxX November 21, 2017
mugGet the Slug Dick mug.

dick ache

the kind of ache that you feel in your dick when you have an extensive fuck session of rough vigorous sex or prolonged sex, leaves you unable to sit, walk or piss properly for a while
I dicked her down last night, her pussy can still feel my dick. But I realise I've got a dick ache too. Haha. Can still feel her tight grip.
by Johnwick98 January 20, 2022
mugGet the dick ache mug.

dick starch

Any stimuli causing an erection.
The movie sucked, but Scarlett Johansson goes topless, so it's total dick starch.
by LungBubbles February 18, 2017
mugGet the dick starch mug.

masons dick

by Me ahhaa April 18, 2022
mugGet the masons dick mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email