Cat

Asshole that hides in places even the universe would question.

Where's that fuckin cat?

by b600 January 8, 2022

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if you have a cat that means you are more likely a boring but rich person

man
you have a cat?
woman
yes....but i have a mansion

by leoonardo January 8, 2022

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Cat is the coolest thing on earth because of how it has so much energy and it looks crazy

Ooooo i love this cat it looks like a big fluffy ball of fur

by Hehehepenny-hehehe January 9, 2022

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A mystical creature that will knock off the papers on your desk and dirty your house but will also cuddle and bite you.

"Hey dude, do you think it's a cat?"
"Well, it knocked over my papers and laid down on them... So I would assume yes.

by Midevil Doomguy January 13, 2022

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The most rude but cute things that exist. We all love cats and if you say you don't, you know you secretly do. Even the most extreme dog lovers cannot handle a cat's adorableness. We will always love cats even if they scratch or bite you. Forgiveness is the answer.

P1: I love cats!
P2: Who doesn't?

P3: I don't 😒

P2: OMG! Goodbye.
P1: dies

by Ms. PHAT January 13, 2022

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