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All Monkeyed up!

When your messing with something and trying to fix it then get over your head so bad a team of monkeys can’t even help you. When this happens, you’re all Monkeyed up!
I went to my neighnor to try and fix a belt that came off my van, but didn’t realize how fukkin monkeyed up it was!

I called Comcast to fix my internet that went out and whej the bastards were done it was all Monkeyed up!
by Monkeyboy1234567 August 3, 2018
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Monkey Feathers

Equivalent to acting surprised, or saying "oh shit"
Person 1: oh monkey feathers I dropped my ice cream!

Person 2: damn man that sucks I'm sorry.
by 击Lewy击 June 15, 2022
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Monkey

Never have an affair with a married woman or man .
by Ain't it Da Truth May 23, 2022
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There’s monkeys in the walls

A diary of a wimpy kid reference that kids at my high school won’t stop mentioning. Originated from the seventh book, “The Third Wheel”, which I still think of as the new one despite there being like fifteen or twenty books in the series nowadays. Likely slowly spreading across the entire state of california as we speak.
Guy 1: THERE’S MONKEYS IN THE WALLS!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: THERE’S MONEKYS! IN THE WALLS! (Louder!)
Guy 2: Bro, you’re going insane.
Guy 1: it’s bigger than black and white, I ate the whole whale’s life
Guy 2: I’m pretty sure it’s… uh… what the hell even is that from?
*Both random ventura county dudes die*
by Bbb23’s left testicle August 9, 2023
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chunky monkey

A nice plump human who loves anal sex and belly rubs.
by Zookie man October 3, 2021
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Reeves-monkey

One who spends most of his time tossing off over his accord type-r, jacking off to the words "i-v-tech".
Those wonderful men and their flying machines at honda.
by OJB September 26, 2004
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Turtle Monkey

A man that has a long neck, a hairy body and a monkey face.
Guy 1- see this guy right there?

Guy 2- He looks like a turtle monkey.
by Defineiswhatido January 26, 2021
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