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Phantom Spoon Syndrome

(n.) The ability to feel sensations of your former significant other, cuddle buddy, partner, etc., spooning you while you're asleep at night.
"I'm not sure if someone creeped into my room last night or if I am experiencing phantom spoon syndrome."
by MCALLI March 8, 2014
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Compliance Fatigue Syndrome

A state of chronic fatigue induced by having to constantly maintain compliance with the ever-increasing variety of rules, regulations and processes created by middle management bureaucrats in both public and private organizations.
I think I've got Compliance Fatigue Syndrome from all these rules and regulations we have to obey.
by Tiger Quoll February 2, 2017
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Dick and Balls Syndrome

A disease where you're heavily fixated on dick and balls. This fixation often results in stomach issues. With this syndrome, you can only see dick and balls as two separate entities, you can't comprehend the entire male anatomy collectively. This syndrome is all consuming. It makes focusing on other things difficult. Symptoms may vary, and some people might have heavier focus on dick, and others balls.

Can be shortened to DB Syndrome
Charlie's dick and balls syndrome has been really active recently. He opened his eyes after sleeping and in his left eye I saw the reflection of a dick, and in the right, balls.
by Tate Sample May 12, 2022
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steve jobs syndrome

when someone, usually an entrepreneur in silicon valley, believes they are on the same level as steve jobs when really they don’t even have a profitable business
Person 1: did you hear about the silicon valley CEO with steve jobs syndrome?
Person 2: isn’t that every silicon valley CEO?
by jaejaedebut March 26, 2022
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Ryshuan Pangilinan Syndrome

This type of syndrome is transferred through air and can be very contagious. The effects of Ryshuan Pangilinan Syndrome is autism, lost of brain cells, and tourettes.
I have catched Ryshuan Pangilinan Syndrome! Please Help Me!
by Zulu Man December 26, 2021
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Fetal Bacon Syndrome

A condition that can occur in a person whose mother ate bacon during pregnancy. Problems may include an abnormal greasy appearance, short height, pleasant bacon smell, high body weight, small head size, poor coordination, low intelligence, behavior problems, and problems with hearing or seeing.
His mom ate bacon during pregnancy so, he was born greasy and isnt really all there. He has fetal bacon syndrome
by QXQXQXQXQ September 26, 2018
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Empty Sack Syndrome

Rob's sack was completely empty, evidenced in his endless Snooker losses. He suffers from empty sack syndrome.
by adifferentninja July 10, 2020
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