New Trier

An extreme “try-hard.” Sibling of the legendary “Turd-Ferguson.” The kind of person that leans into pitches during 12” softball games and/or lays out and blocks shots in beer league hockey.

Jack - Did you see how many brackets that guy was wearing? Who does he think he is... Johny Depp?

Leroy-Brown - New Trier.

by Leroy-Brown October 12, 2019

New Mexico Pickle

A cucumber covered in residual methamphetamine, soaked in vinegar, spit on by a Mormon, and used for purposes of sexual gratification.

Bertha has a yeast infection from riding her New Mexico Pickle last night.

by Ticklish Geoff June 27, 2021

New Mexkittens

People from New Mexico our New Mexkittens.

I was just in New Mexico and realized all the people are New Mexkittens!

by Jkooking June 9, 2018

Camp good news

A 7 week sleep away camp where boys and girls become best friends. They have the best times of their lives and no one ever wants to leave.

Camp good news is the best place on earth. I’m never going home

by Very happy camper November 27, 2018

New Richard

New Richard, also known as Dick Tren, is an Asian maggot with a square head, quite not unlike a blobfish. Serves good top.

New Richard smells like pickled cabbage

by Lee Bong January 30, 2020

the new galaxy note

the phone that George Harris SR says hi to

"Say hi to the new galaxy note"
"Hi"

by lollySoph December 21, 2023

Fake News

Fake news is actually real news. We just have to change the meaning of 'fake'. If an orange dumb big guy says 'fake news', you have to pretend he means 'real news'. If we don't do that, there's gonna be a day we gonna believe that oil good is against headache.

'The earth is getting warm.'
'Fake news. Look, it's snowing in New York.'

by 512 GB April 25, 2020