woke up

The worst feeling ever

I just woke up ;-;

by Sjoske May 9, 2017

Sharked Up

A state of being really angry about something

Whoa, did you see that guy after you pissed on his face- he was getting really sharked up.

by Celeste February 28, 2005

Rocked Up

To get an engagement ring

1) Carrie finally got rocked up after dating David for 4 years.
2) Joni got rocked up with a huge diamond.

by Supersilver August 17, 2009

hump up

The act of shitting where the back is fully arched forward in the manner of a dog.

V. I just humped up all over the floor.
Don't go in there he's humping up!
She' going to hump up all over his chest.
N. Did you smell that hump up? It was awful.
I just stepped in hump up.

by Humpmaster November 14, 2005

Brewed Up

An irresistable urge in your bowls causing you to run to the shitter after drinking a hot cup of java at work.

After his second cup of java Skippy was all brewed up and raced to the bathroom just in time for his first bowel movement of the day.

by LTPA September 5, 2009

Book Up

when you meet a chick and instead of hooking up with her you go home facebook friend her and masterbate to her photo.

Dude, those chicks where so hot im going home to book up to them

by hp45 ruckus January 26, 2010

baking up

To start the day by smoking a joint
aka wake and bake

The best part of waking up is baking up!
Wake and bake, man! That's my entire philosophy!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 25, 2009