Fifteen Miles of Bad Road

When someone, as they age, goes from looking hot to looking like fifteen miles of bad road

Have you seen Lia? She was hot in high school! She looks like fifteen miles of bad road now.

by Siouxsie Supertramp April 27, 2023

small cakes roasting

Why would a microwave even have the option of roasting small cakes is something the greatest philosophers have pondered on for centuries. Truly one of the greatest mysteries of humankind.

-Yo, why the fuck does your microwave have "small cakes roasting"?
-Shut up dude, It's an expensive microwave
-LMAOOO who the fuck roasts small cakes? You got ripped off man

by namaikatidedoviqhui May 16, 2023

Back on the Road Again

Please don't hate me mama for what I'm about to do
But the good times we've had together are just about now through
Please don't misunderstand me, I hate to see you cry
But I think that it might look better if I told you now goodbye
I'm back on the road again, it's time I leave you now
And maybe I'll see you next time, that I'm around
Until then I hope your happy baby and good times come your way

I'm back on the road again, I'm on my way
Well I've loved you since the day I met you and I'll love you till the day I die
But we both know the life I'm livin and we both know the reason why
That I've got to leave ya mama and I've got to leave today
But you know that I'll see you next time that I come through your town to play
ooh, bye-bye baby
ooh, bye-bye baby

by Death Menace July 15, 2023

Down the road

Incarcerated in jail/prison

Them boys down the road, they be home soon.

by Vicious Villain July 16, 2023

Mississippi Pot Roast

An orgy that can only occur in New Orleans in which a man blindfolded with a confederate flag inserts his left hand into an unspecified but humid chamber, not knowing that which he has enjoined himself with. Following, after five minutes he removes his said hand, puts it up to his nose, and correlating with the accuracy of his assessment wins an appropriate gift card to Church's Chicken.

"Thanks for taking me to Church's Chicken!"
"Don't mention it, I won this gift card at a Mississippi Pot Roast!"

by A Flaky Bitch September 7, 2023

Rainy Day Roast Beef

When it is raining and you take a roast beef sandwich and drip the juice into yo girls pussy and then drink it out of her.

"Milenna loves a rainy day roast beef"

by roastbeefer October 30, 2023

life is roadblocks

a qoute said by dj kalheed

"remember life is roadblocks stay tuned for more,, dj kalheed

by the big fat rat November 14, 2023