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Nut Crevice

"He dumped a load into some woman's nut crevice."
by Timesync March 21, 2023
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creez nuts

A cooler version of using the term deez nuts.
Person 1: Wendy's? More like Wen- deez nuts!
Person 2: Nobody says deez nuts anymore, we say creez nuts.
by TheWiseDoge February 14, 2023
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Torques my Nuts

Brings me to a state that is uncomfortable and irritated at the same time.
That Hunter guy really Torques my Nuts at work on a daily basis.
by TORQUEDENUTS March 2, 2020
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Nut Thoughts

The wide array of bad thoughts a man experiences for a few minutes after masturbation.
Directly at ter masturbating to a picture of his lifelong crush, he felt a little guilty and wondered if he even liked her at all, but those were just nut thoughts.
by Ianrayc March 14, 2019
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Nut Choker Pants

Guy's pants that are so tight; thus cutting off circulation to his penis. There by killing off all his sperm and any chance of him getting erection.
Nate wearing those nut choker pants is probably the best thing for human genome.

Looks like Nathan's Dominatrix , is punishing him by making him wear those nut choker pants.

Nate's girlfriend finally went Lorena Bobbittn his nuts. But, instead of cutting them off she switch out his tight pant for nut choker pants.
by Ice86 November 30, 2022
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gatorade nut

To insert a flacid penis into a Gatorade bottle let it get hard, be unable to get it out, eventually but into the bottle and take it out after becoming flacid.
I highly regret having a Gatorade Nut but would 9/10 try again and would recommend you.
by Gay nigga gangbang December 5, 2019
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ninny nut city

A ninny, a person who is so dumb that you can’t even fathom speaking to them. Nut city, a place where ninny’s live that closely resembles the circus and clowns.
Hayley moore lives in ninny nut city
by UrBiggestHater March 3, 2024
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