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Love Machine

An insatiable sexual dynamo who is fuelled by the consumption of alcohol. Typically found entertaining friends at the beeratorium, they are easily identified by their intellectual yet smouldering sexuality, non-stop banter (the volume of which is directly proportional to the amount of alcohol imbibed) and a general inability to keep their cock in their pants. Keen metallurgists with a particular fondness for brass they are one of the chief exponents of beer goggles and regularly suffer from beermentia.
Girl 1 - Check out that stud muffin at the bar wearing the white shirt
Girl 2 – Wow! What a Love Machine.
by theonetheywonttalkto March 26, 2012
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To whom you'd give the last Poptart.
Her: "do you love me?"
Him: "I gave you the last Poptart, didn't I?"
by Bihg Nihger October 28, 2019
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1. An emotion used by girls and gays.
2. A feeling that is "un-bro"
Guys at a party...

Bro 1: "Hey bro, how's thats sexy little whore of yours?"

Bro 2: "Dont call her that, I love her"

Bro 1: "Leave my house, and give me that natty"
by dkel056 October 31, 2010
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an often depicted theme in disney movies.
said movies most likely lead to unrealistic views, leading to depression and the empty bottomless pit feeling when found out for what they really are (lies)

the term "chick flicks" refers to those films that like to fuck with people in a sadly similar way
boys are led by their penis. the end.


the i love you sensitive shit is soooooo not worth listening to when coming from a male type human.


tell him to prove it and keep it in his pants.

ths cinderella story has made me want to fall in love :::weeks later::: oh cry oh sob, fuck disney, that asshole used me.
by f'cker cheated on me February 23, 2009
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something that sounds like a good thing and a great idea until the lil hoe ruins it for you and you wanna shank the whole world
damn i really love that kid lol jk shank
by urmomgaymwahmwah December 12, 2018
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A useless emotion that humans use as an excuse to do stupid things. Some believe that it gives them purpose when its just heartbreak waiting to happen.
"Bro, I think I'm in love"
" Nah, you just want to feel needed"
by savannahs girlfriend January 3, 2019
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Sadness that shouldn’t be there when your young
“Don’t be young and in love be young” said Logan
by Sadboivibes February 5, 2019
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