Jack Wolgemuth

This is a young man that simply loves the game of Volleyball. Already All-American since the age of 16. He has great potential. Many also refer to him as Woogy and find peace in his kind showing of personality.

Kenadie: Woah, did you see that super cute volleyball guy?
Me: Yeah that’s my boy Jack Wolgemuth!

by TheG December 22, 2023

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Jack-asshole

Noun. One who is simultaneously so idiotic and such a jerk that s/he goes beyond just "jack ass" or "asshole" to a combination of the two.

Also related: jack-assholery.

Did you see that truck taking up four parking spaces in the lot? That guy's a real jack-asshole.

by holacrr June 30, 2013

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Jack enhoff

Yet another play on words. Yet another announcement of sorts

Deejay in an exotic gentlemens club:"jack enhoff please report to the fantasy room now".

by 4realazitgits March 20, 2021

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Jack Black's Snap-Ring

BenJer dirt cake ice cream shoved in between two spooning hostess old fashioned mini donettes .

I just ate the shit out of Jack Black's Snap-Ring. Jack Black's Snap-Ring is not my go-to bikini body snack. I was craving Jack Black's Snap-Ring all day.

by DougNdiane July 02, 2024

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faux jack

Also known as: fo'jack, 4 jack, forejack.

Superior diss to "jack off" stating someone is so much of a jackoff, he/she is not even WORTHY to be a jackoff; hence FAUX JACK, the fake jackoff. Also to be advanced by additional phrases (see examples).

"Stroke hard faux jack"
"Front to back faux jack"
"Mack on kojak faux jack"
"That's not even your dad; you're a faux jack"
"Hurt your back, bruising your sac faux jack?"

by Choisome December 25, 2012

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