1) A douche way to say go someplace, as in 'I took the cock to Chili's.'
2) A way to refer to a hookup, as in 'I took the cock to that waitress.'
3) A way to denote mastery of discipline or something, as in 'I take the cock to poker.' Alt: 'I took the cock to BJ for stealing from me.'
2) A way to refer to a hookup, as in 'I took the cock to that waitress.'
3) A way to denote mastery of discipline or something, as in 'I take the cock to poker.' Alt: 'I took the cock to BJ for stealing from me.'
'Take the cock to' makes for great uncertain moments, as in 'I took the cock to Vegas.' Potentially misogynous.
by anothermattyp June 11, 2010
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by ShwStppnActr June 28, 2010
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Ted- "Do you wanna hit the bar tonight?"
Jim- "Nyah, I think I'd rather do something athletic for a change."
Ted- "Like what?"
Jim- "Cock spearing."
Ted- "Sweet! I'll call my girlfriend over so she can watch!"
Jim- "Nyah, I think I'd rather do something athletic for a change."
Ted- "Like what?"
Jim- "Cock spearing."
Ted- "Sweet! I'll call my girlfriend over so she can watch!"
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Get the cock webs mug.1. A state reached by performing a great deal of fellatio. horny; to crave penis.
2. ugly.
3. An adjective meaning homosexual for males.
2. ugly.
3. An adjective meaning homosexual for males.
1. God damn, last night was hot! I was so cock-faced, I must have sucked on that guys dick for 3 hours!
2. Oh shit! Look at that hideous cock-faced bastard!
3. Look at him dancing around like a cock-faced queer.
2. Oh shit! Look at that hideous cock-faced bastard!
3. Look at him dancing around like a cock-faced queer.
by lancinator May 6, 2009
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The toothless truck driver ho bag was talking cock jiberish to Richard as she tried to get into his hairy ass with her 2ft dildo.
by Mr.Firepants May 22, 2007
Get the cock jiberish mug.1.a dirty girls mouth.2.term used for a promiscuous person,or sluts(mainly female) mouth,referring to her sexual social behavior.
1) she asked if she could use my toothbrush,i said nooo!,who knows who's been in her "cock pit".
2)Regina left with some guy in her car,im sure she was showin him "the cock-pit".
2)Regina left with some guy in her car,im sure she was showin him "the cock-pit".
by mike blumquist June 20, 2007
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