Double Peggitration

(Noun) When a man has a dildo rammed in his ass while simultaneously having his dick stepped on with a stiletto shoe.

“Man, I was with this dominatrix last night and she rocked my world with some hot Double Peggitration.”

by iWillShowYouDaWhey March 4, 2018

Double Bono

Scoring a "zero" in two or more aspects/categories of any type of game. Being so disengaged and useless that your teammates literally forgot you were playing for awhile there.

Uh oh - did you really just get 0 kills and 0 damage? Bro, you just pulled a Double Bono!

by TreyPuttz May 9, 2019

Double standards

Asking other people an endless amount of questions to keep them from questioning you is trying to set expectations of them higher than you want them to set theirs for you (a double standard).

The girl could see and pick at everyone's double standards but her own.

by Solid Mantis November 6, 2020

Double Ass-blast

The act of receiving an ass-blast but the giver blows crack cocaine smoke in the anus first, then continues into an ass-blast.

Babe, do you want a regular or a Double Ass-blast?

by Dawshua Shepson October 12, 2022

Double Parking Lot Surprise

When you're leaving a movie with your girl and she's wearing a miniskirt and out of nowhere you fist her vag and ass at the same time.

"Did you hear why Katie's having trouble walking? John gave her the double parking lot surprise after watching Mockingjay part 1!"

by patohoulahan March 28, 2015

double yellow fever

A sexual obsession with watching asian girls urinate.

guy #1: dude last night hui lian pissed with the door open and I saw the whole thing from the bed, I got the weirdest boner.

guy#2: DOUBLE YELLOW FEVER!!

by joanrafio August 10, 2012

s double h

used to explain the sad-horny-happy phases we go through when we’re drunk off our asses.

i’m s double h when i’m drunk

by urmumbo June 9, 2020