Shropshire Blue cheese

An act of tying rubber bands around an unwashed willy, until it turns blue.

Jeremy loved to play Shropshire Blue cheese when he was on his own in his bedroom

by FreeIsrael November 14, 2023

MOLDANG CHEESE

What you smell like after going to a democraps convention.

LET ME SMELL YOU!! YOU SMELL LIKE MOLDANG CHEESE!! DID YOU GO TO A DEMOCRAPS CONVENTION!?

by ilikeducks November 14, 2023

Cheese

A fucking delicious creamy food made from the pressed curds of milk:

"Cheese on ur balls."

by Charlie I. November 15, 2023

Dirty grilled cheese and tomato soup

When a man has sex with a woman who has a yeast infection and is also on their period.

My man gave me a dirty grilled cheese and tomato soup for my birthday.

by ScottyBeamer November 15, 2023

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by cheese nuts baller November 16, 2023

Dick Cheese

A cheese made out of semen and left to rot in large quantities until solid.

Person A: Man that Dick Cheese was great!
Person B: Glad you loved it man! Anytime you need some I'm right here.

by Capital_K November 18, 2023

Anal Mac and Cheese

When you are fucking someone and you shove mac and cheese up their asshole and take a spoon and eat some of it

1: "Yesterday, I had some anal mac and cheese with my sister and it had such a distinct flavor"

2: "What the actual fuck is wrong with you."

by Nigger cheese sauce November 18, 2023