American Cheese

Also known as plastic cheese or asshole cheese
Brand Name: Kraft Singles
It is that shitty-tasting processed cheese that is made of expired milk and soybean oil that ruins burgers and should NOT be used for grilled cheeses.

Friend 1: Yo bro! I made you a grilled cheese
Friend 2 : this smells like dog shit, what kind of cheese is this?
Friend 1: American Cheese
Friend 2: Suck my dick

by Marker000 August 2, 2024

cheese

Cheese is another name for your period. if you are on your period, you say you are cheesing. a tampon is a cheese stick... a pad is a slice of cheese.

girl 1: hey, do you have a cheese stick?
girl 2: sorry, no, only a slice

by fenway222233 July 23, 2012

Ear Cheese

this gunk occassionly comes from my ear peircing hole... its like this pale yellow and smells like feet.
I like sniffing my fingers

cheese is pouring from my ears. lets call it ear cheese

by rxdytcfyvgublinm September 7, 2025

Cheese Sneeze

A sexual act where a participant wets their feet and scrapes the cheese off their feet and smears it upon the other partners face

"Man I gave her a Cheese Sneeze yesterday"
"Dude wtf"

by Wyvern45 November 19, 2022

kraft mac and cheese original

my favorite food

you: hey want some kraft mac and cheese original
me: y e s

by fartbulb47 June 5, 2024

Cheese

Something disgusting

Bro that smells like straight cheese

by Looklikeastkofbukwheatpancaks September 7, 2017

Neck-cheese

The act of smacking another person in the back of the neck with a slice of cheese, then yelling "NECK-CHEESE!", when they turn around and stuff it in their mouth.

Dude, it was so funny yesterday, i got Jeffrey so good with the Neck-Cheese

by SaVaTs January 20, 2023