When you constantly walk around all day back and forth to the same place on the daily. TCS can have adverse and unwanted side effects, such as mental retardation, loosing the ability to reason with others, irrational thoughts, and possibly schizophrenia. Should you encounter someone with Thomas Coffey Syndrome, your best bet is to take a step back, stay calm, and call the Men In Black.
James: “You see that guy over there? He walks to the same place everyday.”
Eugene: “Yeah, I hear he suffers from Thomas Coffey Syndrome. Poor guy.”
Eugene: “Yeah, I hear he suffers from Thomas Coffey Syndrome. Poor guy.”
by Notleks_ November 20, 2019
Get the Thomas Coffey Syndrome mug.When your anal sphincter and esophageal sphincter are switched at birth by some freak accident and you end up a chronic shit-talker. You also talk out of your ass.
Example: Damn, she sure has some shit to say about everyone. Must have a bad case of Reverse Sphincter Syndrome (RSS)... She better get that checked out ASAP.
by Alaliniti October 24, 2018
Get the Reverse Sphincter Syndrome mug.when you have the cool man sydrome you become cool
your skin around your face form around your eyes to create sunglasses and you are forced to always have a straight face
you also always have to wear cool man clothes, like a t shirt and jeans or pants
anything that is not those will make your skin make it's own clothing out of the same material
your skin around your face form around your eyes to create sunglasses and you are forced to always have a straight face
you also always have to wear cool man clothes, like a t shirt and jeans or pants
anything that is not those will make your skin make it's own clothing out of the same material
"hey joe, you look like you got cool man syndrome."
"it's because i do, george, we talked about this."
"so how's the family?"
"it's because i do, george, we talked about this."
"so how's the family?"
by Gynuq December 15, 2019
Get the cool man syndrome mug.“Middle School Syndrome” Means people who does Middle School shit. Basically indicating people who are only in relationships for clout/attention.
by FMJR November 8, 2019
Get the Middle School Syndrome mug.When you get a telling off for something, before you have done, or even thought about doing what it is you are being told off about.
Mom - Dont even THINK about going to play soccer in those shoes!! If you get them dirty il have to wash them again and you'll probably trepse in bringing mud with you everywhere on my cream carpets!
Rob -Im not playing football, im just going round pauls house to play Mario Kart.
Mom - Well youll be washing the crapets yourself.
Paul - Duuude you were just a serious victim of premature squabble syndrome
Rob -Im not playing football, im just going round pauls house to play Mario Kart.
Mom - Well youll be washing the crapets yourself.
Paul - Duuude you were just a serious victim of premature squabble syndrome
by haroldzid August 23, 2010
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by Quantum7_ August 17, 2018
Get the Eternal boner syndrome mug.Girl1: hey ya! hw was skul
Girl2: dang was tired like a matha ey
Girl1: hahaha it cud be that ur sufferin frm HDS
Girl2: HDS?
Girl1: hahaha yeah Holiday Distress Syndrome totally sux ey
Girl2: dang was tired like a matha ey
Girl1: hahaha it cud be that ur sufferin frm HDS
Girl2: HDS?
Girl1: hahaha yeah Holiday Distress Syndrome totally sux ey
by nikey May 1, 2009
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