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Someone who's really miserable or pissed of, clarts is a word for a wet mud.
He's as Happy as a monkey fried in clarts ain't he.
by Firesword101 April 7, 2025
mugGet the Happy as a monkey fried in clartsmug.

Mud Monkey

Noun.
A synonym for chewing tobacco or dipping tobacco.
Hey you boys wanna pack a mud monkey?
by hairydolphin217 November 15, 2017
mugGet the Mud Monkeymug.

monkey minky lips

when a girl has a thicker mustache then your penis !
OH FUCK, she got monkey minky lips with that doo wop.
mugGet the monkey minky lipsmug.

Trump Monkey

when you turn her pussy inside out while screaming trump is my daddy then shitting on her toes.
Becky: WOW he gave me the best Trump Monkey last night.
by Trumpfuckery September 24, 2018
mugGet the Trump Monkeymug.

Spider monkey

Someone who has a s/o that is infact a vampire.

Someone who clings onto someone for dear life.
You better hold on tight spider monkey.”
by Timmythetatortot May 24, 2023
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Monkey temple

It is a place we’re humans forced to harvest bananas and it’s located outside of Obama city
Bro don’t go there I heard that’s the entrance to monkey temple
by The monkey expert February 16, 2022
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monkey butthole

When somebody's butthole is visible while naked in a normal stance.
"Did you see Elijah's butt while we were skinny dipping? Total monkey butthole."
by Minkeyboodle March 28, 2021
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