Double-Lending

When you're finished with a flesh light and you lend it out to two of your best friends, without letting the other person know.

"Hey Blake, just use the other end, I was busy with this one. I promise you I ain't double-lending!"

"Hey Sam, I was using THIS end, so just use THAT end, okay? No double-lending, I swear!"

by CanadaNerd December 27, 2018

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Double Negative

When two bros that are related want to be gay it’s cool because the gay and incest cancel each other out.

Listen bro, I really want to touch wieners but we’re cousins

No bro, it’s totally cool. Double negative!

by NutTote October 10, 2022

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double spaghetti

When a male takes another males flaccid penis and wraps said penis around their own erect member, then proceeds to masturbate with the flaccid penis

I know I’m not gay, but I’ve always wanted to try Double Spaghetti

by Jaxhaxblax October 26, 2017

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One person lays one their back , head tiltied chin up, and uses some sort of tin foil or bowl in their nose with flower or bud; then a second person lights the flower or bud and inhales through their mouth

Berkeley: Yo me and sammy did a double whammy last night and got high as balls
Mars: Thats so cool bro, maybe do it with me next time

by oopsies i did a whoopsies May 28, 2022

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Double-Mixer

When an individual, who, already in possession of a single phallus, be it real or artificial, dons a second phallus in order to have penetrative sex with both phalli at the same time.

Baby, fancy a Double-Mixer? I've got a strap on! (to be pronounced in a sing-song voice)

Hey ladies, fancy a Double-Mixer? I've got a strap on! (to be pronounced in a sing-song voice)

by Bigsby Hornsworth June 15, 2010

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