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P.h.Double D 

A good looking Dr or professional with with big boobies.
Those two chicks over there, they're P.h.Double Ds.

P.h.Double D by pingu unit April 19, 2009

Upperdecker Double Blumpkin

A man takes the upper-back of the toilet off and sits on it. A woman gives him a blowjob as he takes a crap in the back of the toilet. After crapping and the blow job is done, he puts the lid back on the toilet.

An unsuspecting person comes in later and uses the toilette. When they flush the toilet it fills with brown water from the crap the man took in the upper deck.
“I was over Al’s house and I upperdecker double blumpkin’d his toilet. That thing was flowing brown all day

triple double 

A term used in basketball. A triple-double is when a player gets double digits in any of the major statistical catagories.
For example, 23 point, 10 rebounds, and 11 assists.
triple double by § July 18, 2004

DTT (double text theory) 

The double text theory is defined as the act of another person texting you twice (or more) without you texting back, usually with a significant pause between texts (i.e. 5 minutes+). This Theory states that this action shows increased interest from a normal text-to-text conversation. The individual that receives the messages is most likely dominant in the conversation or relationship.
Girl: "Hey what's up?"
15 min later: "What are you doing?"
Boy: "nm u?"

Boy: "I can't wait to see that new movie with that thing! What are you doing friday?"
Hours later...
Boy: "So did you want to go with me to the movie?"
Girl: "New phone who diss?"

Usually if you act like a bitch and use the DTT (double text theory), you will be denied.

Dirty Double 

When you perform sexual acts with 2 different partners and don't shower in between.
Dude I just pulled a dirty double on Sharonda and LaQuan!!!

Dude I love chlamydia!!!!
Dirty Double by Doc N September 15, 2012

Upper Decker Reverse Blumpkin Double Dump Out

Taking a dump in the toilet tank while having your dong slobbed by someone sitting reverse on the toilet while they are dumping
Me and my girlfriend totally did a upper decker reverse blumpkin double dump out!