Fuck up, cunt

A phrase only currently used by two people on planet Earth. It’s a combination of “fuck off, cunt,” “shut the fuck up, cunt,” and “you’re a fuck up, cunt.” It has more meanings and uses, but the true nature of the phrase is only known by the originator.

Place of origin: Florida, USA

Cunt: “Hey I find this offensive.”
Other Cunt: “Fuck up, cunt.”

by UndedMeowth September 8, 2018

pussy as nigga retard cunt

Donald j Trump

politics pussy as nigga retard cunt

by biggest mentor 123 May 16, 2016

Bite your face cunt

A phase used when someone is being a cunt so u make it sound more roothless by saying this and they have nothing to say back cause no one wants to get thier face bitten
Also just a good way to shame someone out cos what do u say back to that.

Bro can i have a turn on your mrs. Fuk off Il bite your face cunt

The bro trys to steel your beer, il bite your face cunt

Im gana roll u g. Na il bite your face cunt

by Peeeeeeeepipes December 9, 2016

Cunt Wrap Supreme

Derived from Crunch Wrap Supreme, a dish served at Taco Bell - an unpleasant or generally unwholesome Taco Bell employee.

That Cunt Wrap Supreme can't even make a burrito correctly.

by kungfupanda114 July 11, 2009

Cunt rejecting sperm slurper

The one and only Joe Velasco...

We love you Joe, you fuck! And by love I mean I fucking hate your god damn taint and everything else it's attached to!

by Andy April 17, 2005

carrot cake cunt muffin

the firecrotch that lives in room 202, Jwhat? Jaywoooo

the fire crotch in room 202 is a carrot cake cunt muffin.

by jamesdondero December 9, 2008

First rate cunt lapper

This is from an eikaiwa lesson video of a faux-geisha teaching Japanese women how to talk dirrrty in English. (Eikaiwa means English conversation by the way)

I wonder how many women actually used these lines, and how many befuddled men lost wood after hearing that they’re a first rate cunt lapper in broken English. “Come on Toshi! Come on!”

Oh Toshi you are a first rate cunt lapper!

by Benedicte December 29, 2010