Angery Cat

Angery Cat and me are homies now cuz he is cute cat n stuff.
I do not beg him to accept my friend request

Me: Hi Angery Cat
Angery : Hi Avrgae
Me: We're besties right bro??
Angery: Yea bro we're besties n stuff because we are both very cool
Me: But I have other besties too bro...
Angery: its ok bro, me too
Me: That's cool bro wanna hang out with other cool people?????????????????
Angery: Yes bro let's go because we cool n stuff

by average dumbass November 15, 2021

Sister Cat

An individual who identifies as a feminine energy!

Baby sister cat had it going on!

by Kimberly Kne’Cole October 03, 2023

i ate a cat

he ate a cat

A: I ate a cat.
B: Bro what the fuck.

by spapaspap January 03, 2022

shirtless with a cat

When somebody is posing and they look hot doing it

“He’s over there looking shirtless with a cat”

by Tableshower June 13, 2024

Cat tank

When you fuck your cat for misbehaving

Mickey was misbehaving so i took the cat tank approach while jimmy cried with a sock in his mouth.

by Jake 9 April 27, 2017

Greasing the cat

The act of setting up a fan at the foot of your bed, getting stark naked, and pointing your butt and crotch at the fan while the cool air blows your swamp ass all over your body.

Dude, it's so hot out, I think the Devil himself would be greasing the cat right now!

by TOVERDORF June 14, 2017

I'll eat your cat

person who wants to eat your cat #emo

cat eater: I'll eat your cat
Me: omg noooo anyways scaramouche is so freaking hot right?
cat eater: YASSS GIRL SLAYYYY *eats cat*

by scaramouchepersonaldoormat November 13, 2022