Phantom Fart

A search engine AI says it's the sensation of flatulence (farting) without the actual expulsion of gas, but we all know that it's a poop that we all thought was just a fart.

Dude 1: "Hold on, let me just fart..."
Dude 1: "...."
Dude 1: "Yo, can I take a shower in here?"
Dude 2: "...Did you just have a phantom fart? dang, dude! you're nasty!"

by pa-chinko March 15, 2025

Poo Fart

When the air sneaks along the poo and comes out smelling like poo.

Man that poo fart was nasty!

by Tall Tony March 20, 2025

Brain Fart

A "brain fart" refers to a temporary lapse in memory or judgment, like forgetting something simple or making a silly mistake

he had a brain fart and completely forgot his own phone number.

by Cruellanj March 25, 2025

Pun Fart

An unintentional or semi-intentional wordplay created by a dyslexic misreading, mishearing, or mis-sequencing of sounds, that accidentally produces a pun, often funnier than anything planned.

Misreading random words can be the pun fart of having dyslexia .

by PFGforevah February 1, 2026

Opioid fart box

When someone shoves opioids up their ass and gets someone to lick it out

Me and stacy did the ol’ Opioid fart box last night

by Basedfella Kubla February 10, 2026

International Fart

Used as another form of "big idiot".

"You international fart, you big fat. Shut up your mouth"

by definedathadiya February 12, 2026

Unicorn Fart Dust

dismissive term to describe something valueless or insignificant

My boss dismissed my idea as unicorn fart dust, but six months later our competitor launched the exact same thing and made millions.

by Bitboyjay February 16, 2026