Your Mom

Usually what 12 your old white kids say when they want to make a witty comeback

Chad: Yo can I borrow that ruler for 5 seconds

Kid with no ball hairs: That's how long I lasted in your mom last night

by Naruto's FBI Agent June 9, 2020

Ur Mom

A joke that isn't so funny but can be made into a rap

What's that thing in the back of the car? Ur Mom! Ur Mom! Ur Mom!

by itsMayhem February 26, 2017

ur mom

ur mom is really hot, the hottest in the world. she could burn any house in 1 second if she liked. she is also known as the fat woman, probably even more fatter than universe that she couldnt live there thus she is dead lmao. ur mom living with u right now is a robot :) (except mine ofc my mom is neither thin nor fat)

ur mom fat
ur mom gae
ur mom is kinda hot

by not really ur mom September 12, 2022

Mom

Moms are the best there cute and hot, moms help a lot 💕 they mean the world to you

I love my mom so much

by Toryo gonsalez October 12, 2019

french toast your mom

When you cum on a chicks back and flip her around and finish on her chest.

Im going to french toast your mom!

by Asheveday92 October 11, 2016

Your mom

Scientists say she is the gayest creature on the planet. You will often find her with James Charles or Jeffrey Star.

Guy 1: OH MY GOD IS THAT Your mom?
Guy 2: YEA OMG SHES WITH JAMES CHARLES

by A random moose December 11, 2019

Your mom

When you ask what is the matter, it’s your mom. An answer standing in for what you really don’t want to say, or when you are messing with your buddies.

Friend: “What’s the matter?”
You: “Your mom.”

by H.Rae.L August 12, 2018