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jack roller

a guy who jacks off so much that he’s just perfected a rolling motion and is ultimately a useless pleb. mostly used as a derogatory insult to someone who gets no pussy, but also can be used to describe a crew of circle jerking jack offs.
Look at these fucking jack rollers.

Yeah, Andy is a fucking jack roller. Caught him air practicing his jack off motion in the corner at a party as if he was in the on deck circle.
by wshad3 November 13, 2022
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Joint Rolling Machine

a machine for lazy stoners to roll up for you, or if you can't roll
Cam : How do i roll up?
Iza: Don't worry g, chuck it in my Joint Rolling Machine
by CameronSmithsAGayCunt December 2, 2022
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ceoughescheigh rolls have 463 pieces of zooquini

What I looked up to mean "sushi rolls have 463 pieces of zucchini" and it had a no results found for - t t t. The CEOUGHESCHEIGH sounds like sushi where + ) * ce makes an s and oughe makes an oo sound and the u is pronounced like oo with a silent gh and sch is prounced like sh and the eigh having a pronunciation with ee and the i has a pronounciation with ee. The ZOOQUINI sounds like zucchini where zoo sounds like zu like where we keep animals in {1025270316263097261944720474401927321} {judd} and the qu sounds like cch and the ini is the same.
Ceoughescheigh rolls, ceoughescheigh rolls, ceoughescheigh rolls have zooquini. Sushi rolls, sushi rolls, sushi rolls have zucchini. 400, 400, 463. I then looked up zooquini and blooberreigh muffin after ceoughescheigh rolls have 463 pieces of zooquini and it had a no results found for. When I thought that the only place with bugm stuff was the gym and there is no bugm stuff at home and I saw an umbrella and I looked at it and I saw Mearcheaux Nose and we have a bumpy umbrella and mearcheaux means bumpy umbrella and also the umbrella is bugm and I put red nail polish on it and the umbrella cover is bugm and also I got a punching bag from the store and it was bugm like our umbrella at home and it was mearcheaux bugm and I said that our umbrella at home is bumpy and I watched the end credits of Ice Age 2 The Meltdown when I saw a punching bag and I went to the Junior School Oval and I saw something bugm like our umbrella at home and it was white and the padding at the Year 3 playgrounds is white and our umbrella at home is white and it is a white umbrella and the curtain at Lower Gym is white and it was bugm like our umbrella at home and the padding on the pillars at IMAX is white and it was bugm like our umbrella at home.
by heagheueppon January 15, 2023
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Roach Roller

Joey Bdez.
Joey Bdez is a roach roller.
by Kayeeks January 17, 2023
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Ball rollerskates

When your getting head and shove your ball sack into a girls face and rub it up and down casually.
Guy: Yo I did the ball rollerskates on Emmas face last night
Guy 2: Nice.
by eatmypooyoufuckingdawg January 25, 2023
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Swety Rollys

The correct, official term to be used when rollys get swety
I've got swety rollys
by JMJDOKids January 29, 2023
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Hard Roller

Typically older gentleman gathered at the Stewart’s shop eating hard rolls and talking about their ailments …
“Those hard rollers are always here talking about their kidney stones and buttering their hard rolls for hours”
by Quinnradio January 29, 2023
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