cathy-jack

To masturbate with a catheter inserted into ones genitals.

Generally used in a hospital setting.

Nurse could you please not disturb me for the next fifteen minutes while I have a quick Cathy-Jack?

Boy did that Cathy-Jack burn, but it was so worth it!

by Gandora March 8, 2017

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Hungry Jack

A sexual act in which a woman puts her toes in a man's mouth and forces him to masturbate.

"Yo dawg, that girl was dirty- she hooked me up with a Hungry Jack!"

"Naw, I don't want to bone, just give me a Hungry Jack and I'll get out of here."

by Rusty Tyrone March 16, 2017

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Canadian jack

Mixing half jack Daniels and canadian mist to make one

Man I was bent last night, too much Canadian jack

by Ghettogodfather March 17, 2017

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jack kline

The worst player on Cs:Go

Jack Kline, you fucking suck at Cs:Go

by damien12331231 October 12, 2016

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A term used when you can not use profanity such as Jackass or Fucking Asshole in the presence of others and/or you are a conservative individual that doesn't swear. Also, it's a great term to use directly to the person whom is acting like a jackass and they don't know, but it feels good to you.

Recently a friend come over for dinner with my husband and I plus our 4 year old daughter. At the dinner table she casually mentioned she discovered her husbands email address on the Ashley Madison hack site. My response, not wanting to swear in the presence of my young child, was "what a Jack! I'm so sorry". Another example is when you are working with a male customer who's being an asshole you can say "take your time deciding Jack and let me know if I can be of further assistance " the customer may not catch it or may correct your mishap by saying "my name is Matt" and you can choose to apologize or say " I'm sorry I thought it was Jack".

by Jacks fill October 9, 2016

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jack stott

A smell so horrific, it can cause death to anyone who inhales it. The word originates from a rather large male from the North East of England.

The word can also be used to describe an obese, friendless person who is bad in bed.

Example 1:

"Bloody hell mate, what's that smell?"

"I'm not sure, but it's smells like Jack Stott's in the room"

Example 2:

"Christ, I met this girl last night and she was a right Jack Stott"

by JackYouHaveABeautifulBumhole September 17, 2016

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