E-llatio

Noun. "ee-LAY-shee-oh"
A response, more often than not from upper management or higher authority, sent via digital communication that praises the recipient so grandly it feels as good as fellatio.

James: I emailed a picture of our massive 200 case wine display that we built to the VP and his bosses.

Allen: We are definitely going to get some E-llatio out of that, can't wait to see what they say.

by ayfsrn November 25, 2025

E-Ghosts

E-Ghosts: A term for a modern generation of tech-savvy criminals who use technology like fast sports e-bikes to steal phones and use signal jammers to steal luxury vehicles, like Range Rovers, also involved in thefts, to drug dealing, assaults, and even murder. They operate in complete anonymity, wearing disguises and all-black clothing, balaclavas gloves and face masks, making the authorities powerless against them. Their motto: is "No face, no case

Lee: Did you see?
The news, Frank? This new generation are outsmarting the police.

Frank: Absolutely! They boot around on e-bikes, wearing masks, and just grab phones do bear crime and sell hard drugs. The police have got no chance of catching them there.

E-Ghosts LOL.
Lee. Lol

by Jamie Cheese November 26, 2025

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You are dying of boredom. Please tell a loved one you love them, or go to YouTube, or do something to quench this. Please you got this.

Boredom is consuming me, and some examples are typing m n b v c x z l k j h g f d s a p o i u y t r e w q 0 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1.

by 1z2x3c4v5b6n7m890 December 4, 2025

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The sensation of bashing the space bar is satisfying. Otherwise, you are bored. Good luck curing it. You're too deep in.

z a q 1 2 w s x 3 e d c 4 r f v b g t 5 6 y h n 7 u j m k I 8 9 o l p 0 is the only thing curing my boredom.

by 1z2x3c4v5b6n7m890 December 4, 2025

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1: The result of an extreme case of being "key-bored" (keyboard + bored), where one is so bored they smash their hands across their keyboard. It is often used as a placeholder for nonsensical actions or extreme lack of anything better to do.
2: The string of characters =-0p9o8i7u6y5t4r3e2w1q`'/;.l,kmjnhbgvfcdxsza+|_}){(P*O&I^U%Y$T#R@E!W~Q"?:>L<KMJNHBGVFCDXSZA is a nonsensical sequence used to represent a "keyboard smash" or a sign of extreme boredom.

"Mark was so key-bored during the online meeting that he sent a message that was just:

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HELP ME

by SkibidiToeSucker December 5, 2025

e-boy

guys who listen to "emo rap" but deny that it's actually emo rap. Plays vrchat, streams valorant, and likes the color blue.

e-boys usually deny being e-boys

by biteof87 December 6, 2025

Improvised E-mobility Device

A high-performance, often customized wheelchair or adaptive mobility platform that has been “tricked out” with aftermarket motors, heavy-duty suspension, or specialized attachments for extreme environments.

The Improvised E-mobility Device (IED) is the epitome of Improvised Explosive Devices (IEDs). They’ll blow the minds of blank-brained ableists who just don’t get the concept of bravery, tenacity, and overcoming life’s kicks to the groin.

by TR Arterburn December 19, 2025