All of the subservient little morons in the media who deliver the DNC's message to the masses. The message, although usually destructive to the country, is delivered in a sing-songity "Aren't we glad we're all part of this" tone which drives its acceptance.
"The Winged Monkeys in the Media will say this is all normal and natural, you are only imagining higher prices for groceries, Ukraine is a democracy, and Trump is Hitler's lying taint."
--Scott Adams on X
--Scott Adams on X
by geekmalone July 01, 2024
Hey, God? I don't know about this whole flesh monkey situation. It seems like kind of a trash species, not gonna lie. Have you seen how they reproduce? That shit is weird and gross, did you do that? Why? Why did you want that?
by AspiringTardigrade August 11, 2023
An illness brought on by watching Northern football teams ( especially Liverpool ) dominate English football.
Particularly affected are those following Chelsea.
Particularly affected are those following Chelsea.
“Not sure I’ll be watching the City-Liverpool match tonight especially with those t***s Carra and Neville droning on…..my last bout of Northern Monkey Pox laid me low for weeks.
by MPL1969 May 23, 2022
A 2004 Disney cartoon aired on the Jetix block with a name that sounds made up but is completely real
Gets surprising deep and kind of creepy in some episodes
Gets surprising deep and kind of creepy in some episodes
by Shuggazoom June 17, 2025
The kid just flexed like a monkey stole the ball at impossible angles .Yeah he's going crazy like ivar the boneless doing a monkey flex.
by Lmwaoelvis September 15, 2023
Alex: hey did you hear Owen is a fuck monkey?
John: oh.
If you ever do this while being pegged, please seek help.
Thank you.
John: oh.
If you ever do this while being pegged, please seek help.
Thank you.
by phelon (felon) July 03, 2024
by Lil Ki October 30, 2024