Ninja Monkey Death Bread

Bread, that is eaten with pasta, and is thrown in a ninja-like fashion across the table aimed at people, to which effect, people jump up in an attempt to escape in a similar way to which monkeys would.

The aim of this tool is to kill... no one will be left alive!

Suffer my Ninja Monkey Death Bread!!!

by N.M.D.B. Master August 20, 2010

monkey principle

When a woman won't leave a partner or group of friends until she has found a suitable replacement, like a monkey swinging from one vine to another, generally because she can't stand being alone.

Suzie just left Fred and now she's fucking Johnny? Monkey principle in full effect!

by AflacDuck77777 September 1, 2010

spank monkey man

a term used by a wife for her husband because he doesn't get enough sex and has to wank a lot instead.

your such a spank monkey man you fat bastard.

by thistlemuncher May 14, 2011

Apartment Monkey

a person who can only be trained to do simple tasks. Typically found living in apartments can sometimes been found in condos, townhouses and even neighborhoods. They're self-absorbed in themselves and think little of those around them, this is most apparent when driving or being a pedestrian. They are not gender or race specific.

That stupid Apartment Monkey just cut across 4 lanes of traffic with no warning.

That apartment monkey just walked right out in front of those cars.

by Anime Noob October 21, 2010

slip monkey face

a man whose face is very big, and wrinkly looks as if his face has been ran over by a car.

wow that man has a slip monkey face.

by charlieman12 November 1, 2010

lost his monkey

a frantic or excessive showing of rage or panic.

Steve completely lost his monkey at work yesterday when he found out that his cubical was shortened to make room for the new copy center.

by peterosefiretruck November 6, 2010

Carpool Monkey

A person or persons selected to accompany a driver on an automobile trip for the sole purpose of having access to the carpool (HOV) lane.

Scott needs to be in LA for a 10:00 am meeting. The trip from San Diego could take 2 hours or 3 hours each way depending on traffic. If he can find a Carpool Monkey, he can use the HOV lane and cut his travel time in half.

by xemo November 15, 2010