lizard monkey

A lizard monkey is a person who is annoying or needs to take a walk

"Tom is a lizard monkey, he's always frolicking about and i strongly dislike him"

by lizard monkey November 6, 2025

fag monkey

To be annoying and or irrative very frequently

Daniel is a fag monkey on Battlefront .

by hapax_legomenon January 3, 2018

Monkey Logic

The reasoning used by someone who is completely high and severely horny.

The other night when Nate was talking about that model he hooked up....total monkey logic, that girl works at Starbucks.

by fearedbymost March 12, 2016

Monkey

Term of endearment. Pet name for someone you want to bite and love sooo much !

Someone you want to look after, care for, and groom if needed.

If someone is your monkey you will be territorial over them. Usually used when you’re just bursting w love for them in the moment.

Me & my monkey: *cuddles*
Me: MONKEYY! *bites him*
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Me: hey monkey !

Him: hey baby *muah*

by Beezy L December 26, 2022

twack monkey

Is a person that is constantly under the influence of methamphetamine. Widely incoherent, doesn't care about their appearance, and makes illogical choices.

Wow, Bobbie is a twack monkey. Look at her running around all twacked out.

by Frogstar1981 June 16, 2016

monkey in my cheezle

There is a monkey in your pants or, there is a monkey in your friend who is a cheezle's pants.

Dude theres a monkey in your cheezle!!

Dude theres a monkey in my cheezle!!

by rockerwordboom October 29, 2007

nugget monkey

a fucking stupid insecure bitch who keeps talking shit

Oh him? He's a fucking nugget monkey.

by trustedsheesh May 18, 2021