fatness

fatness is when you call people “fatness” you can also say “fatnas” it’s perfect

Fatnas!
Omg you called me Fatnas!?! Well you’re fatness!!

by P00puglu April 9, 2022

fat ass dookie butt

A woman that has a lot of poops near her but hole.

Lala has a fat ass dookie butt.

by Stellarspace April 10, 2022

Beat a Fat person day

April 19 is International Beat a fat person day!

Skinny friend: *Kicks fat friend*
Fat friend: What was that for?
Skinny friend: It’s April 19th it’s Beat a Fat person day!

by mickey mouse420 April 14, 2022

Fat Bobby

One of the fattest beasts in all the land. Its that one person at every workplace that everyone hates. Basically the engorged male version of a "Karen". He probably has cats and still goes to his moms dentist at 40 years old. Might live in an apartment , or basement.

I better make it to the cafeteria before Fat Bobby. I heard his feeding time is fast approaching.

by Devor April 21, 2022

fat griz

1. Unnaturally offensive odor which permeates throughout an entire area, usually associated with non-existent personal hygiene techniques of an individual.

2. Overemphasized variant of "Excellent", when coming from a New Yorker.

1. Last Friday, the entire office was plagued by a fat griz.

2. You can patch 812 machines by Wednesday? That's a fat griz!

by klantucky July 23, 2004

fat-man

a euphemism for defecation, used in conjunction with 'little-boy' (i.e. urination). Commonly used as a noun, but acceptable in verb form.

I shouldn't have had that seventh enchilada. I've never had to take a fat-man so bad in my life.

I always fat-man before i go to work in the morning.

by Anonymous April 19, 2003

A fat lick

To gain a lot of money by selling something that is nowhere near the value of what you sold it for

I hit a fat lick on this dude today

by dankestofthemall101 December 26, 2020