Girl: oh shoot we're getting shot in the back cmon build build build!!! If we die again, im deleting fortnite!
Boy: cmon cmon cmon cmon.. FUCK FUCK HOW DID I DIE?!?!?!?!? I WAS ON 100 HP!!!!!
Girl: Wait guys i have to fart (farts) ahhhh that felt good :)
Boy: ewwwwww you farted???
Girl: Yeah.. and.. i think i have to do it again hold on…. (silent farts) ahhhhhhh that one felt even better :) my chair is gonna stink after i get up :/
Boy: You know what? You just lost my appetite, im off now bye 👋
Girl: Nooooo!! Dont go!!!
Boy: cmon cmon cmon cmon.. FUCK FUCK HOW DID I DIE?!?!?!?!? I WAS ON 100 HP!!!!!
Girl: Wait guys i have to fart (farts) ahhhh that felt good :)
Boy: ewwwwww you farted???
Girl: Yeah.. and.. i think i have to do it again hold on…. (silent farts) ahhhhhhh that one felt even better :) my chair is gonna stink after i get up :/
Boy: You know what? You just lost my appetite, im off now bye 👋
Girl: Nooooo!! Dont go!!!
by Macrime4444 June 8, 2022
Get the fartmug. A person's anal cavity that has been so stretched out by anal penetration that when the person farts it comes out it sounds like the breeze coming by.
by kingkeizer April 21, 2018
Get the Fart Pipemug. by Tr3adlightly September 2, 2022
Get the confused fartmug. A ball nut fart is when your penis splits down the middle all the way down to your ball sack and your balls hand down by a thread.
by Skibiti scroutum April 19, 2024
Get the ball nut fartmug. My friends an I have a backfired fart contest to see who can break the record for the longest and loudest backfired fart recorded in history.
by minnie555 January 26, 2010
Get the Backfired Fartmug. A search engine AI says it's the sensation of flatulence (farting) without the actual expulsion of gas, but we all know that it's a poop that we all thought was just a fart.
Dude 1: "Hold on, let me just fart..."
Dude 1: "...."
Dude 1: "Yo, can I take a shower in here?"
Dude 2: "...Did you just have a phantom fart? dang, dude! you're nasty!"
Dude 1: "...."
Dude 1: "Yo, can I take a shower in here?"
Dude 2: "...Did you just have a phantom fart? dang, dude! you're nasty!"
by pa-chinko March 15, 2025
Get the Phantom Fartmug. by Wallace Moon-Painter November 18, 2023
Get the Moses Fartmug.