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fart

air released from the anus that takes makes oxygen foul-smelling
Girl: oh shoot we're getting shot in the back cmon build build build!!! If we die again, im deleting fortnite!
Boy: cmon cmon cmon cmon.. FUCK FUCK HOW DID I DIE?!?!?!?!? I WAS ON 100 HP!!!!!
Girl: Wait guys i have to fart (farts) ahhhh that felt good :)
Boy: ewwwwww you farted???
Girl: Yeah.. and.. i think i have to do it again hold on…. (silent farts) ahhhhhhh that one felt even better :) my chair is gonna stink after i get up :/
Boy: You know what? You just lost my appetite, im off now bye 👋

Girl: Nooooo!! Dont go!!!
by Macrime4444 June 8, 2022
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Fart Pipe

A person's anal cavity that has been so stretched out by anal penetration that when the person farts it comes out it sounds like the breeze coming by.
After I fucked Jaylyn last night she was a fart pipe.
by kingkeizer April 21, 2018
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confused fart

A person who is arrogant as Fuck, but still needs validation to measure self worth.
My co-worker is a confused fart, who acts in charge of everything but understands nothing.
by Tr3adlightly September 2, 2022
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ball nut fart

A ball nut fart is when your penis splits down the middle all the way down to your ball sack and your balls hand down by a thread.
Some rando: you wanna do a ball nut fart?
Other dude: ok.
by Skibiti scroutum April 19, 2024
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Backfired Fart

a belch or burp
My friends an I have a backfired fart contest to see who can break the record for the longest and loudest backfired fart recorded in history.
by minnie555 January 26, 2010
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Phantom Fart

A search engine AI says it's the sensation of flatulence (farting) without the actual expulsion of gas, but we all know that it's a poop that we all thought was just a fart.
Dude 1: "Hold on, let me just fart..."
Dude 1: "...."
Dude 1: "Yo, can I take a shower in here?"
Dude 2: "...Did you just have a phantom fart? dang, dude! you're nasty!"
by pa-chinko March 15, 2025
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Moses Fart

To fart so aggressively while pissing that you cause your stream to part.
Holy shit!!! I just parted the yellow sea with this Moses Fart!!!
by Wallace Moon-Painter November 18, 2023
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