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There's a snake in my boot

When a young cowboy mistakes his untied shoelaces for a snake in his boot.
Uncle: There's a snake in my boot
Arthur: Tie your shoes
Uncle:Must be the lumbago
by Realone124 December 22, 2018
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smell my finger

A phrase used when one's finger has recently emerged from their asshole, and the speaker wishes the listener to experience the smell of the speaker's own ass, i.e. that of poo. Used once by Chris Griffin from Family Guy, and parodied by the title of an online game, "Spell My Finger".
Person 1: Hey, man, smell my finger.
Person 2: I know where you're going with this. I don't appreciate that you'd try to fuck me over in this way.
Person 1: Dude, it's not like that. I was just touching some Smencils I have in my pocket.
Person 2: Oh, I've always wanted to know what those smell like. I swear to Christ, it'll be the death of me when I figure out how to attach a smell to a pencil. All right, then... Aaaaagghh! Asshole!
by Tez, a man February 5, 2010
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my pen is huge

'Did you know that my pen is huge'
by Hardley Surton December 10, 2006
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Shizzle my nizzle

Tyrone: You goin to that party tonight, sucka?
Stanley: Why, for shizzle my nizzle!
by Vik March 4, 2003
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ice on my neck

best bling off my neck nobody can touch
man, homie, that ice on ur neck is blinding me!
by Dante Nash Spitts July 9, 2005
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Free my nigga

Telling the judge to release your nigga from da cell
by So gang August 28, 2016
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oh my queer

A term used by homophobic little douche-bags who are insecure in their sexuality, like Kinky Pinky who submitted the other definition.
Kinky Pinky says "Oh my queer!" Everyone else replies, "Kinky Pink is a tool."
by Teeheeheehee May 18, 2006
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