dirty prairie dog

To masterbate while taking a shit.

Dude, did you hear that John did the dirty prairie dog during lunch.

by Brojails January 10, 2017

Pulling a C-dog

1: Talking or singing to oneself.
2: Talking (often interrupting), for long periods of time, about subjects that nobody cares about.

3: Staying late after work, sometimes up to an hour, and annoying fellow coworkers.

4: Running out of breath while sitting down and talking.
5: Letting your workspace fall into udder chaos.

1: Who is Joe talking too? I think he is pulling a C-dog.
2: Sorry I'm late, I got stopped by Pat and he wouldn't shut up. You know how Pat always likes to pull a C-dog.
3: Why the hell won't Frank leave? He's pulling a C-dog.
4: Self explanatory.
5: Tim, I can't find a thing on your desk, your pulling a C-dog.

by McBobby May 22, 2009

the dog is at my feet

I must be going; I have to leave now

Etymology: Old Irish saying. Purportedly from hunting dogs who are worn out, sitting on the feet of their owner to take them home. Some say Irish Setter was named because of this phrase.

Earliest known occurrence was by famous Irish author, Maria Edgeworth in her political essay, "Essay on Irish Bulls"

We've been standing here talking a donkey's year and the dog is at my feet, so I better get home before my wife eats the head off me.

by TheGingerIrish July 26, 2022

Night Dog Syndrome

Dogs who are kept outside in a yard at night can have a tendency to develop Night Dog Syndrome aka Vampire Dog Syndrome. This results when for reasons such as inadequate bedding, insufficient daily exercise from the owner to tire the animal, disturbance by other nocturnal animals or it being too cold or too noisy at night. The animal is unable to sleep through the night and its sleeping pattern is reversed from normal to that of a night shift worker. The canine can often be witnessed displaying the greatest levels of its daily energy quota after midnight, in the early hours of the morning, often seen leaping and prancing around the the yard, hunting, barking and guarding and/or bolting up and down the the fence line with great vigor. The animal will have more of a tendency towards delinquency including ignoring basic commands and destroying anything that it can get its teeth around during times of boredom. Contributing to the condition is the fact that the animal is forced to sleep during the day in direct or indirect sunlight which disturbs the natural melatonin cycle. The skills and motor patterns of these animals may become irregular and can often degrade to bizarre and down right frightening, the stuff from horror movies folks, as the animal slips further into the vicious cycle of NDS.

Ralph the dog developed Night Dog Syndrome due the presence of nocturnal possums in the trees of the yard where he was kept at night. The owners eventually put down the animal ahead of his time due to his bizarre and unruly behavior. They were ignorant and unaware of his condition.

by Boris Cranker September 4, 2016

The Texas Chili Dog

When a man is performing anal sex on his male or female partner, and he thrusts so forcefully that he causes the partner to defecate. He then removes his soiled member and forces it down his partner's throat.

I gave Mary Jane the Texas Chili Dog last night.

by betteretter boggle March 13, 2011

Triple-dog dare

you can't go back on a triple dog dare

i triple dog dare you to punch that dog. you can't go back on a triple-dog dare.

by treg22 August 24, 2008

raw dog

Food that is uncooked.

I aint eatin that raw dog hamburger. Fuck dat shit.

by aspangenberg November 26, 2006