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Hollie Dog-Nail

Hollie Dog-Nail is one of the most crutiest smurfs alive. although she doesnt allow papi smurf to play with her leg hairs she is still my little hollie-poo. she can be the coolest cat around town while she forces water down my throat instead me fucking the 7-11 guy. we all love hollie xx
Smel : Hey who's that cat that doesn't let papi smurf stroke the leg hairs?!
Aids: Why that's Hollie Dog-Nail
by Papi Smurf 101 November 17, 2022
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ya fuckin dog

by fortey August 3, 2021
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MY DEAD DOG !

an expression of DOUBT! like saying: are you shitting me ?

there WAS a period where i had to stop saying this because several people i know just had a dog die!
APOLOGIES! to those finding THEMSELVES currently THERE!

it IS an "arty" slogan, and if you don't feel SOMETHING (good OR BAD !) it ISN'T ART !! still, a possibility of inappropriateness DOES exist !
trump: green is PURPLE ! -crazy uncle bwob: MY DEAD DOG !

let's have sixteen more beers!! college 'boy': MY DEAD DOG !

i lorraine "ground the poison out of me" last night! guy: MY DEAD DOG !
by michael foolsley March 30, 2022
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Night Dog Syndrome

Dogs who are kept outside in a yard at night can have a tendency to develop Night Dog Syndrome aka Vampire Dog Syndrome. This results when for reasons such as inadequate bedding, insufficient daily exercise from the owner to tire the animal, disturbance by other nocturnal animals or it being too cold or too noisy at night. The animal is unable to sleep through the night and its sleeping pattern is reversed from normal to that of a night shift worker. The canine can often be witnessed displaying the greatest levels of its daily energy quota after midnight, in the early hours of the morning, often seen leaping and prancing around the the yard, hunting, barking and guarding and/or bolting up and down the the fence line with great vigor. The animal will have more of a tendency towards delinquency including ignoring basic commands and destroying anything that it can get its teeth around during times of boredom. Contributing to the condition is the fact that the animal is forced to sleep during the day in direct or indirect sunlight which disturbs the natural melatonin cycle. The skills and motor patterns of these animals may become irregular and can often degrade to bizarre and down right frightening, the stuff from horror movies folks, as the animal slips further into the vicious cycle of NDS.
Ralph the dog developed Night Dog Syndrome due the presence of nocturnal possums in the trees of the yard where he was kept at night. The owners eventually put down the animal ahead of his time due to his bizarre and unruly behavior. They were ignorant and unaware of his condition.
by Boris Cranker September 4, 2016
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The Texas Chili Dog

When a man is performing anal sex on his male or female partner, and he thrusts so forcefully that he causes the partner to defecate. He then removes his soiled member and forces it down his partner's throat.
by betteretter boggle March 13, 2011
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Triple-dog dare

you can't go back on a triple dog dare
i triple dog dare you to punch that dog. you can't go back on a triple-dog dare.
by treg22 August 24, 2008
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raw dog

Food that is uncooked.
by aspangenberg November 26, 2006
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