Cum jar

take a jar and put something in it then cum in it

Person 1 : IS THAT THE CUM JAR !?

Person 2 : yes

by JaysonTheson February 4, 2022

berries and cum

berries and cum is a ritual when a man with mommy issues eats berries while masturbating and cums on them while screaming "UR MOM" afterward he might do the little lad dance.

"yesterday was so fun! i went to the water park!"
"lucky, yesterday i heard my brother doing the berries and cum ritual."

by pizzarollsnorter September 9, 2021

Cum roulette

You and your homies get glasses of milk and one glass of cum. Spin the table around and mix the cups around. Who ever gets cummed looses

Me and the homies just played cum roulette

by Ronald McTits February 9, 2022

Cum Cannon

When a male squirt too much while pounding a girl really hard.

I cum cannoned your girl

by Dino Dick Dave April 12, 2019

Cummed

My EX used to say “you cummed” “Did you cummed” and that would drive me insane cuz, how am i suppose to explain that even if you wanna use Cummed it won’t be possible with Did…
He thought that Cum, Came, Cummed

It’s Cum or Came Cummed is just WRONGGG!

Did you Cummed!

by Blurryfaceangel January 25, 2025

Poltergeist cum

When you spend 10 minutes on the toilet pushing cum out your nunny but that hidden extra unexpectedly expels itself at the most inconvenient time

"Babe I just got attacked by poltergeist cum, it's all down my leg!"

by wieskakasia September 15, 2022

Carolina Cum Shot

The act of ejaculating while a ram’s horn is inserted in your asshole.

He pulled off a Carolina cum shot while being sodomized by the Tarheels mascot.

by Balls1984 January 26, 2022